---
type: Tip
title: Book for the wi-fi when you work on the road
description: When the job is uploading, the internet is the only specification that matters — Harry has moved into a five-star hotel and picked a guest house off its connection rating within a week of each other.
tags: [accommodation, internet, working-remotely, planning]
timestamp: 2026-08-06T14:40:00Z
---

# Book for the wi-fi when you work on the road

For anyone whose trip has to produce something — uploads, uploads on a schedule,
uploads from four people at once — **the internet is not an amenity, it is the
constraint**, and Harry books around it more deliberately than around price,
location or comfort.

He says it plainly: normally he doesn't care about wi-fi, but he is publishing
daily and cannot afford not to.

**Two things make this different from just wanting good wi-fi.** The first is
that he pays a real premium for it, knowingly. The second is that the speed test
happens *before* the room tour — it is the specification the booking was made
against, not something checked afterwards and complained about.

## How Harry applies it

**Upwards, into a five-star hotel in [Kandy](/places/kandy.md).** After a rural
stay with unusable internet, four creators check into the most expensive place in
the series so far explicitly because they need to upload. The first thing filmed
in the lobby is a speed test — about 12.9 Mbps there, around 50 Mbps in the room —
and the restaurant, the balcony and the sky lounge all get used as offices.

**Sideways, into a guest house in [Nuwara Eliya](/places/nuwara-eliya.md) a day
later.** Nothing was booked until they were already in the tuk-tuk, and the thing
that decided it was **its wi-fi rating on the booking site**. It happens to be
enormous — kitchen, washing machine, several unused bedrooms — but that isn't
what chose it.

**The pairing is the point: the tactic is not "spend more".** One case is buying
up a category; the other is filtering listings on a single field for a place that
costs a fraction of the hotel. What is constant is that the connection is the
first filter rather than the last.

## Which number to look at

A refinement from [Ella](/places/ella.md), and the most transferable thing on this
page. A hotel there tests at **16 Mbps down and 26 up** — and it is the *upload*
that makes him happy, because uploading is the whole job. He points out that a
connection faster up than down is unusual; almost every consumer service is
advertised and sold on its download figure.

**So the headline speed on a listing is measuring the wrong direction for anyone
publishing.** A connection that streams beautifully can be useless for putting a
day's footage anywhere.

**He does notice when it takes over.** Finding 66 down and 46 up in a
[Colombo](/places/colombo.md) hotel — the best of the whole trip — he says he could
move in, and then corrects himself on camera: wi-fi shouldn't be the only reason
to want to stay somewhere. The rule is a constraint he works around, not a way of
choosing where he wants to be.

**And when the accommodation fails, the restaurant is the fallback.** The fastest
connection Harry finds anywhere in Sri Lanka — 61 down, 39 up — is in a
restaurant in Ella, after a whole day of hunting; his summary of the country is
that good wi-fi there is a needle in a haystack. Which is the practical shape of
this rule over a long trip: you book on it where you can, and you spend the day
somewhere that has it when you can't.

## The other solution: get ahead of it

The earliest instance in the bundle is also the one that doesn't book for wi-fi
at all, and it is worth reading against everything above. In
[Santa Marta](/places/santa-marta.md), facing several days in
[Tayrona](/places/tayrona-national-park.md) with no power and no internet, Harry
doesn't look for a connection where he is going — **he front-loads the work**. He
buys a day pass at a co-working space for about £4–5, edits and schedules four
videos, and walks out with four days of publishing already done.

The connection he does it on is 12 down and 12 up, which by this page's own
standards is poor, and he says so: not great, but the best likely to be
available, and better than his hostel.

**So the constraint this page is built around has two answers, not one.** Book
around the internet when you need to publish *from* somewhere; batch the work in
advance when you want to go somewhere that has none. The second is what makes the
off-grid parts of the channel possible at all, and it is the reason a jungle
hostel with bad wi-fi is a non-event three hours later.

## Demonstrated in

- [Best 5 Star Hotel in Kandy, SRI LANKA 🇱🇰](/videos/TESJWUAc3ug.md) — a
  five-star hotel taken for its bandwidth, and speed-tested on arrival.
- [We didn't expect an English Town in Sri Lanka! 🇱🇰 Nuwara Eliya](/videos/yx6IP7cFyVQ.md) —
  a guest house chosen off its wi-fi rating, booked an hour before arriving.
- [$200 New Jungle Hotel in Ella, Sri Lanka 🇱🇰](/videos/HY3Lm9rR7nI.md) — 16
  down, 26 up, and why the second figure is the one he checks.
- [I Didn’t Expect This In Sri Lanka 🇱🇰](/videos/MAAahBHRNrM.md) — a day spent
  hunting for a connection, and the best one in the country found in a restaurant.
- [A Day In My Life Living In COLOMBIA 🇨🇴](/videos/EuJASkbvem4.md) — the
  inverse, and the earliest: a $5 co-working pass, four videos scheduled, and
  four days off-grid bought in advance.
