Solo Journey to Vietnam’s Border with China 🇻🇳

An hour and a half of motorbike road trip: out of Hanoi, up through the northern mountains to Mu Cang Chai, several days living with a Hmong family, then 200 km more to Lao Cai on the Chinese border.

Two things run through it. The first is that the navigation fails all day — Google Maps repeatedly routes a motorbike onto expressways where motorbikes are banned, and he loses hours to it. The second is that every single stop turns into hospitality: free drinks, refused payment, invitations to sit, and a running national interest in whether he is married.

He ends at the border and doesn’t cross — no visa, and a fence along the whole length of it — and apologises on camera for the title.

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Key moments

• [00:00] The framing, and the risk: over 60 million motorbikes in Vietnam and upwards of 8,000 road deaths a year (from video – unverified), on the opposite side of the road to what he’s used to.
• [00:32] A Honda for just under $10 a day, and 300 km planned for day one.
• [01:04] The war, in his summary: known here as the American war; the communist north backed by China and the Soviet Union against the US-backed south; today a single-party communist state with the division still legible in the landscape.
• [01:34] The first navigation failure — routed onto an expressway with no bikes allowed. He could risk it and doesn’t.
• [03:12] Every reroute adds an hour. Six becomes seven.
• [03:42] 38–40 °C. He covers up only after burning, and says on camera that he thought he knew better and is an idiot.
• [04:52] A dead end, and then another.
• [05:22] Lost in a village, he stops to ask, and instead gets an hour: a man weaving fabric, a pipe passed over, worms being farmed indoors, a drink pressed on him, and payment flatly refused.
• [12:46] It happens again at an ice stall, and again with a free lemonade. His rule of thumb, stated out loud: the further from the city, the nicer people get.
• [15:19] A third expressway turnaround. By now it has cost him most of the day.
• [15:54] Petrol at 22,000 a litre.
• [16:30] The fix: he deletes Google Maps and reinstalls it, and the bike routing finally appears. See don’t trust Google Maps.
• [17:34] A lake he won’t swim in — the green of industrial runoff, in a stretch of towns he describes as entirely industrial.
• [18:13] Graves scattered singly through farmland rather than gathered into cemeteries.
• [19:46] Into the mountains at last: rice terraces, golden hour, and a pig being transported by motorbike.
• [21:02] Vietnam is far more developed than he expected — an electric sign in the middle of a mountain village is the thing that prompts it.
• [22:40] A drinking session with villagers. Beer poured over ice from a communal crate, fish instead of the chicken he tried to order, a fertilised egg he calls disgusting and washes down, and the inevitable offer to introduce him to a wife — a teacher in the countryside who speaks English.
• [28:03] He limits himself, repeatedly and visibly, because he is riding.
• [32:26] A coconut stop that becomes a peace-pipe lesson: suck, then blow, then draw properly. Tobacco, and very strong. He has done it in every Vietnam video.
• [39:32] A villa in the terraces for 1,900, breakfast included, bookable online — and a soft bed, which he notes is rare in Vietnam.
• [40:49] Up the mountain in heavy rain, deteriorating road, no cars.
• [42:25] A Hmong village, everybody in traditional dress rather than a few people — which surprises him — and a determined seller working her way through every item she has.
• [46:20] The road to the homestay is off-road, and technically a road on Google Maps.
• [46:51] A girl of about 17 carrying a full load of firewood in the heat without complaint, which he stops to film because it is the thing he keeps noticing about the whole trip.
• [48:30] The homestay: a bamboo house the host built himself, a bed for three nights, a view, and rice wine.
• [49:33] Riding a buffalo bareback, and the commands for go and stop.
• [51:41] The Hmong, as he researched them: around 15 million worldwide, with large communities in France and the USA, originating from what is now China, and historically isolated by the mountains (from video – unverified).
• [52:49] A day’s work in the paddies: clearing the field, opening the drainage so it floods, then ploughing with the buffalo.
• [56:07] Planting, ten minutes outside the village. Seedlings are lifted and replanted with more space; each terrace drains into the next so every level gets the same water; a bundle carries around 50 seeds; the cycle repeats several times before the crop is finished.
• [58:15] He tries it, is beaten comprehensively by the woman next to him, and gets laughed at.
• [58:54] 6am to 7pm, and the observation that matters to him: nobody complains, because not working isn’t an option.
• [59:32] A chicken caught and killed for dinner. Asked its name, the host says it doesn’t have one — if you name it, you don’t want to kill it.
• [61:20] Day four: 200 km north to the Chinese border. He has no visa and says so up front, with a plan A and a plan B.
• [62:16] A communal corn-threshing machine, and a crowd working it.
• [64:40] A swim in a river with local kids, diving competitions included. The younger generation speak no more English than the older one, which surprises him; the teenagers are smoking.
• [69:27] Inside a clay house with a tin roof, surrounded by tea and corn, a new television, a mosquito net, and no neighbours at all. Rice wine distilled from wood, which he says tastes of it.
• [72:51] A tourist attraction he can’t identify from the road, which turns out to be a mountain-top complex reached by elevator: 500 to get in, one activity free.
• [75:25] A 100-metre glass skywalk over a sheer drop, in wind, with the structure moving. He is not afraid of heights and calls this genuinely terrifying — and says he isn’t exaggerating, twice.
• [77:40] A harnessed bridge across an open valley, which he does specifically to make the point about the comfort zone, and which requires more concentration than any exam he has sat.
• [80:36] The other side is half building site, half abandoned theme park, with a pool.
• [82:18] Lao Cai, cold, in cloud, 200 km down.
• [82:55] The border. The crossing is open, the Chinese side is visibly full of high-rises against a low-rise Vietnamese side, and he cannot cross: no visa, none on arrival.
• [84:34] A gate runs the whole length of the border, which he hadn’t expected. He reads that unfenced stretches exist much further east, and takes the loss.
• [85:04] He apologises for clickbaiting the title, says the lesson is to get the visa next time, and adds that the ride itself was the highlight of the trip.

Extracted pages

• Country: Vietnam
• Places: Mu Cang Chai, Lao Cai
• Tips: Don’t trust Google Maps, Ride out past the tourist strip