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Chaos on $1 Sri Lankan Express 🇱🇰
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Chaos on $1 Sri Lankan Express 🇱🇰
The train everyone in the series has been telling him about, from Kandy up into the hills towards Nuwara Eliya with Mac. It is routinely called one of the most beautiful rail journeys in the world, and Harry — who says trains are his favourite way to travel — deliberately buys the cheapest ticket on it.
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Third class, and why he picks it
- Three classes. He buys two third-class tickets at about 200 rupees each — roughly $1 — while Mac queues for second, so they can compare.
- There are no reserved seats in third, and getting one is a race. He notices that the locals stand up before the train arrives and the tourists don’t, and copies the locals.
- They stand for over two hours of a journey he puts at around four, bags on the floor, before seats free up.
- The doors and windows are open, and there is very little clearance between the train and the trackside.
His verdict is emphatic: third class is the best one, and the reason isn’t the price. Vendors work up and down the carriage with drinks and snacks; musicians play for the compartment; people talk to him for the whole journey. He says outright that you do not get this in first class. See take the cheapest class.
The journey
- Scheduled 8:30, arrived 8:47.
- Station food: coffee, fish, and a freshly made vegetable roti that he finds among the spiciest things he has eaten for breakfast, chilli flakes visible in it.
- Coca-Cola sold through the carriage, and a round of snacks he buys for the people around him — five items for 1,200 rupees, and he asks the carriage whether he has been overcharged.
- A monkey takes a cake straight out of the window.
- Live music in the carriage, which is the passage he calls free entertainment.
- The landscape: jungle first, then open valleys, villages, tea plantations — and potatoes, which he doesn’t expect.
- The train stops on the line for something on the track, and nobody explains what.
Harry the historian
He does a short history segment, flagged as such and hedged as he gives it: Sri Lanka used to be Ceylon, and the railway was built in 1842 by European coffee planters who wanted to move goods between Kandy and Colombo more efficiently (from video – unverified — his own pre-trip reading, and he says on camera his guess is as good as anyone’s). His observation from the platform is that the line now runs mostly for tourists, and that the platform around him is almost entirely Western.
Getting off in the wrong place
They miss their stop — he says the announcements and the station names were confusing — get off at the next one instead, and find themselves at a very small village station surrounded by tea and potato terraces, where a man immediately sets about finding them a tuk-tuk. Harry files it as part of the adventure.
Key moments
[01:24]Two third-class tickets, and Mac sent to buy second.[03:32]The station vegetable roti, and the chilli in it.[04:34]Ceylon, 1842, and the coffee planters.[05:04]About 200 rupees — a dollar — for third class.[05:35]The seat race, and who stands up early.[08:18]Standing for the next four hours, and the first conversations.[16:07]Music in the carriage: “you don’t get this in first class”.[17:42]1,200 rupees for five snacks, bought for the compartment.[18:18]A monkey takes a cake through the window.[19:52]Seats, at last.[20:44]Tea plantations, and potatoes.[22:18]The missed stop, and the village station instead.